Friday, March 17

Bluebirds and Bollocks


This is me and my son.... as you can see we play a game where he pushes me around and I crash... hilarious for a 2 year old, but could be fatal for me!! Heres what happened on a recent trip to synagogue....
My son was being noisy so I was playing chase around the foyer with him. Somehow he managed to push me back and I flipped over and my head went THWACK on the tiled floor. Fuck, fuck, fuck, is really all I could think... how much did that hurt?!! Seriously, I felt as if my head had just exploded. Thank God no one heard me shout Bollocks as it echoed around. Im sitting there with my bum in the air and bluebirds flying round my head, and my only thought was did anyone see ? So I somersaulted over and then we sat on the floor waiting to be rescued. Dan comes out. Ok? he says, yes we decided to play I said. Who said Pride comes before a fall?

1 comment:

  1. john21:17

    if i didnt know better you being a girl me being a man i would think you where writing about me its like my diary i only wish i could have put it in to words like you could not stop reading from start to finsh good luck for the future john xxx

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