Tuesday, December 26
As a child I had to put up with pretty unpleasant teasing because I had the misfortune to have fat legs. This continued right through my teenage years and it pretty much put a stop to me wearing anything remotely short.
Now if you think about all these disabled men you see scooting around in wheelchairs, they nearly always have thin or even skinny legs don't they, so you'd think there might be some hope for me!? This could be my chance in life to wear some nice tight jeans and show of my wonderful shapely legs. Hmmmm... no such luck.... I'm pretty sure this is because women have a different fat distribution than men. See, I still have nice fat thighs and a big bum.... the muscle may be going but the fat remains. My calve muscles are slowly diminishing, but my thighs?... not much, a bit, but my dreams of shapely legs are still that, a vague dream. As for my bum, well once again the female form wins. I know the muscle on my backside is going as I can feel the bone if I sit on something vaguely hard , but please forget any notions of a nice shapely bum. Its still fat!!! Harrumph!!! Just no justice is there?... and this my one chance to wear all those clothes Ive always wanted to!!!!!!