Thursday, August 31
Bide a while
Handily enough these days, should my husband find he is simply too exhausted to lift another foot after a hard mornings shopping in Hexham, he now has to look no further than the handy wheelchair wife. The wheelchair wife comes in one size and colour but can be taken around town and all accessible venues, and is just waiting for that 'I cant take another step' moment in the day! The wheelchair wife comes complete with bag to put all your rubbish in so you dont have to carry it yourself and a nice comfy lap to sit on to rest your weary bones. However it should be noted that the wheelchair wife is rather high maintenance and also tends to be clumsy in household situations, and should not be let loose around the house on her own. Consequently only those with the patience of a saint should consider a fulltime wheelchair wife!